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Nothing says “green living” like becoming fertiliser. This enamel keyring features a skeleton doing its bit for the planet, one decomposing limb at a time. Surrounded by cheerful sunflowers and...

Some carry keys. You carry a lifetime of unresolved feelings in colour-coded luggage. Featuring a girl perched triumphantly atop her emotional mountain, this enamel keyring is perfect for overthinkers, drama...

Till death do us part? Please, these two reapers are in it for eternity. Featuring scythes crossed in a heart shape, this enamel keyring is perfect for lovers with a...

Nothing says “great attitude” like smiling through imminent doom. Featuring a cheery snorkeller mid-shark attack, this enamel keyring is the ultimate reminder to keep your chin up even when you're...

Because nothing says "special" like being whisked away by a flying saucer. Featuring a vintage-style alien abduction scene, this enamel keyring is perfect for hopeless romantics, alien enthusiasts, and anyone...

Because some days, your keys shouldn’t be the only thing screaming for help. This brutally honest enamel keyring is perfect for anyone running on sarcasm, cold meds, and zero patience....

Bow before the brew! This enamel keyring features a caffeinated cult gathered around their one true saviour, a giant, all-powerful coffee pot. Perfect for those who don’t rise and shine...

Why deal with reality when you can float off into a trippy wonderland of mushrooms, magic, and possibly illegal gardening? This enamel keyring is perfect for daydreamers, escapists, and wizards...

Nothing says “family time” like a batch of highly questionable baked goods. Featuring a retro baking scene with very special ingredients, this enamel keyring is perfect for secret chefs, herbal...

Sometimes, the best medicine is just being left alone. The Sick Of Your Shit stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes captures the raw power of passive-aggressive wellness. Perfect for sick...

Just keep smiling while nature eats you alive. The Stay Positive stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes is the perfect reminder that things can always get worse, so you might...

Teach the kids all about gardening and the booming herbal economy. The Let’s Plant a Magical Garden stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes is a heartwarming tale of two youngsters...

Let the nonsense burn while you levitate in peace. The Rise Above the Bullshit stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes is for witches, weirdos and anyone done dealing with other...

Skip the baby shower. You’ve got a living room full of fur, shredded curtains and silent looks of judgement. The My Family Portrait stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes is...

Ever feel like your life’s being controlled by a sadistic gamer with zero chill? This enamel keyring captures that chaotic childhood feeling of goblins, nightmares, and the overwhelming dread of...

Whip up some questionable nostalgia with the Let’s Make 'Special' Brownies stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes. It’s family-friendly fun, depending on your definition of “special.” Comes with sugar, spice...